I know valentines day is a holiday created by those

bastards at Hallmark. That doesn’t mean that we can’t

rejoice in this holiday and send Keisha gifts. Some suggestions:

• Cash
• Some job applications….cause I’d rather make my own money
• a cheese burger…Real talk tofu is not a substitute for beef
• Letters…mail is cool
• Good Wishes….everybody close your eyes and make a wish that somebody hires me
• Prayers…yo I don’t knock anybody’s belief. If you feel so inclined I kindly accept.
• Hamburger? I got my own cheese in the fridge.

That is all just wishful thinking. I’m sure some where out there someone

takes this holiday seriously. If you know that person and they are lonely

send them a smile and some good cheer.